Skinny Dipping

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

6 h- b. N% r/ s, a"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.

- \3 C: i& D* ~2 [1 b"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"
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